Michael Scott Quote #509
Quote from Michael Scott in The Coup
Michael Scott: Do you want an M&M?
Dwight K. Schrute: No, thanks. I'm stuffed.
Michael Scott: No, seriously, you should have an M&M, they're really good.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay.
Michael Scott: Good, huh?
Dwight K. Schrute: So good.
Michael Scott: Hey, I thought you weren't supposed to eat anything for a couple of hours after you've had a crown put in.
Dwight K. Schrute: They have this new kind of quick-drying bonding. So...
Michael Scott: Sounds like a good dentist.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, yeah.
Michael Scott: What's his name?
Dwight K. Schrute: Crentist.
Michael Scott: Your dentist's name is Crentist?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah.
Michael Scott: Huh. Sounds a lot like dentist.
Dwight K. Schrute: Maybe that's why he became a dentist.
Michael Scott: Let me see your teeth. Let me see them. Let me see them. You should floss them.
Dwight K. Schrute: I know.
Michael Scott: Well, then. I'm glad you're okay.
The Office Quotes
‘The Coup’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Business is like a jungle. And I am like a tiger. And Dwight is like a monkey that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch? Pun. There's no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jan: Dwight, you must feel strongly to speak with me this way, behind Michael's back, and turn on so many of your co-workers.
Dwight K. Schrute: The decision to turn on Michael was difficult. But once I did it, I didn't look back. And mostly I feel that Michael would approve. It's really what's best for the branch. And I could care less about my co-workers. So, here we are. It's all on the table. I want the branch. And I await your decision. Oh, by the way, there's a new Ann Taylor outlet store near here. I know you like their earrings.
Jan: Where is it?
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Michael Scott: But I think you should do it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, gosh, if you think I should then I will.
Michael Scott: Perfect. Well, we're settled.
Dwight K. Schrute: All right.
Michael Scott: All right. Well, then you are now Acting Manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton branch, and I am Assistant Regional Manager.
Dwight K. Schrute: Assistant to the Regional Manager.