Michael Scott Quote #201
Quote from Michael Scott in The Fight
Michael Scott: I have been testing you the entire day. Did you know that?
Dwight K. Schrute: Of course.
Michael Scott: And I'm happy to say that you passed. So, effective immediately, I am promoting you from Assistant to the Regional Manager, to Assistant Regional Manager.
Dwight K. Schrute: [emotional] Michael, I don't know-
Michael Scott: I know, I know, I know, I know. I wouldn't be offering it if I didn't think you could handle it.
Dwight K. Schrute: I can handle it. I can.
Michael Scott: I know.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. So, I guess, this will just be my office.
Michael Scott: No, no, title change only.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'll have Pam send out a memo.
Michael Scott: No, no. Three month probationary period. Let's just not tell anybody about this right now.
Dwight K. Schrute: Just a formality.
Michael Scott: Absolutely. But not really.
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, I have so much to learn from you.
Michael Scott: Yes, you do.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you. Sensei.
Michael Scott: And, ditto.
The Office Quotes
‘The Fight’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran, killed 20 men, then spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I told Dwight that there is honor in losing, which, as we all know, is completely ridiculous. But there is, however, honor in making a loser feel better, which is what I just did for Dwight. Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me, and I think I proved that today at the dojo.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I am a practitioner of Goju-Ryu Karate here in Scranton. My sensei, Ira, recently promoted me to purple belt. And gave me the duties of a sempai. Not that a lot of people here in America know what a sempai is. But it's equally as respected as a sensei.