Andy: Who was that guy she was talking to at her locker?
Jim: Not important because you're not dating her, because it's a felony.
Andy: But who was that guy?
Jim: Probably another high school student.

Principal: The issue with the watermark is very serious.
Jim: Absolutely.
Principal: We teach our students that character counts.
Jim: And you should.
Andy: [chuckling] You don't teach it well enough. One of your students is a bitch.
Jim: Know what? Andy is having a real rough day today.
Andy: I want to take out an ad in your yearbook. Full page, two words.
Jim: "Good luck."
Andy: That's not what I had in mind.