Michael Scott: I said if Corporate wants to come in here and interfere, then they're gonna have to go through me. Right? You can go mess with Josh's people, but I'm the head of this family, and you ain't gonna be messing with my children.

Jim: If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders? Um, Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt, which is mixed berry.
[later:]
Pam: Jim said mixed berries? Well, yeah, he's on to me.

Dwight K. Schrute: Are you going to discipline him or not?
Michael Scott: Ooh, discipline. Kinky!