Pam: Uh, could I please have your attention? So a year ago, I got my first art commission to paint a mural for Dunder Mifflin and I decided to paint the history of paper, which was just some trees and stuff. And then someone spray painted a bunch of butts on it and I had to start from the beginning. But it all worked out for the best because I think that I've painted the perfect thing which is the history of us. All of us. And this is for you Jim. [applause] And go ahead! [drape drops and everyone cheers] Everyone, let's take our picture in front of the mural. Oh, um, I just...I kind of meant just everybody from the office.

Pam: [answering phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh, I'm sorry, Jim Halpert doesn't work here anymore.

Pam: Hey, Angela? Did you hear about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural?
Kevin: Ooh, I haven't heard it. So, what about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural? Potato?
Pam: Oh, no, Kevin, it's not a joke. Angela's husband put me up for a... Um, just never mind.
Angela: I have no information. But I'm sure as soon as they know, they'll call you.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: Senator Lipton helped me submit my design for a new mural on a building downtown. Now I'm just waiting to hear from the selection committee. But, you know, let's be realistic. There are a ton of great artists in Scranton with way more experience. I mean, who are they gonna go with, some nobody like me or a big name like Tracy Fleeb?

Pam: So many memories in this old gym. Pretending I have PMS so I didn't have to play volleyball. Pretending I have PMS so I didn't have to play basketball. Those were the days.

Pam: I only brought the one.
Michael Scott: Are you mental?
Pam: Michael, do you remember you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, "Are you sure, Michael?" And you said, "Pam, Pam, Pam." And then you sneezed in my tea. And then you said, "Don't worry. It's just allergies." Do you remember that?
Michael Scott: I don't.

Andy: That is our sales pitch and we are stickin' to it.
Keena Gifford: Well, you two are quite the salesmen and a very cute couple.
Andy: Well-
Pam: Oh- [both look at each other and together say] Thank you.
Keena Gifford: Some couples don't seem like a good match. You two do.
Pam: Well, you know.
Andy: Yeah. You know. Two peas in a pod. We complete each other. What can I say? She loves to cook.
Pam: He loves to eat.
Andy: I love to dance.
Pam: I love to watch him dance.
Andy: Right. Sometimes I'll just dance for hours in the living room.
Pam: And I'll just watch him.

Pam: [on the phone] Hey, you know that guy Frank who works in the warehouse?
Darryl: He's not my hire, but I know who he is.
Pam: OK. What does he like? What's important to him? Does he have like a favorite pair of boots or a lunch box or...
Darryl: What? Is he retiring? You getting him a gift or something?
Pam: Yeah, something like that.
Darryl: I know he loves his pick up truck.
Pam: Oh, great! [to Dwight] His truck!
Dwight K. Schrute: Great. Get the plate number.
Pam: Okay. [to Darryl] Do you know the plate... Never mind. Why would you know that? And why would I be asking that?
Darryl: Hey. While I got you on the phone, your husband's like a sloppy, homeless hobo. Can you fix that?
Pam: Yeah, I was kinda hoping you could. I gotta go. Bye.

Pam: Your major and minor lines cross at a ridge. That sucks.
Jim: You're making this up as you go along, aren't you?
Pam: I am just following the website.
Jim: Well, at least I don't have cavities.
Pam: Yes, you have very nice teeth.
Jim: Thanks.

Jim: All right, I am connecting. And you are not there. Did you install it right? How about this? Go to applications-
Pam: I can see you!
Jim: All right!
Pam: This is so cool!
Jim: So what is going on, girl in the computer?
Pam: Lunch with a girl from my hall. Ceramics class. Then dinner by myself. I'm gonna watch HGTV, and maybe go to Bungalow 8 with John Mayer.

Pam: Look, I really need this new chair. I mean seriously. How is it possible that in five years, I've had two engagement rings and only one chair?