‘Night Out’
Season 4, Episode 15 - Aired April 24, 2008
As Michael and Dwight visit New York to spend an evening clubbing with Ryan, Jim and the rest of the Scranton branch work late.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: If I had created a website with this many problems, I'd kill myself.
Ryan: Do you have a question, Kelly?
Kelly: Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [slow clapping] Ryan has done a very good job. And I'm not applauding sarcastically. Think about it. A month ago, nobody would go on this site because we were worried out getting molested or loosing our identity, having it stolen. But now, at a time T.D.B., all of these problems will be in the past. You done good, kid. You done good. [slow clapping, Dwight joins in]
Quote from Jim
Jim: You know what? If we stay a couple of hours late tonight without Michael distracting us, we wouldn't have to come in all tomorrow.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: So I caught everyone before they left, and I told them my idea. And they loved it. Because this is a group that respects good ideas. The one time a year they hear one.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Do you live in a regular-sized house?
Ryan: Yeah, he's a normal guy. He's cool.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Ryan: That's too much for me, man. I'm gonna head to the bathroom.
Dwight K. Schrute: You've already been several times.
Ryan: Yeah?
Dwight K. Schrute: Maybe you have some kind of bladder infection.
Ryan: I don't know. Maybe.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'll order you some cranberry juice.
Ryan: With vodka. You're the best!
Dwight K. Schrute: [to Troy] Do you have powers?
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I thought about getting a tattoo on my back as well, at one point. I was thinking about getting Back to the Future. "Back" because it's on my back. And "future" because I'm the kind of guy who likes to look ahead into the future. I just think a tattoo should mean something. You know? And it's my second-favorite movie.
Young woman: I've never heard of that movie.
Michael Scott: Back to the Future?! Oh. Wow. Well, you should take a film education course.
Young woman: How old are you?
Michael Scott: 40... I'm in my 40s.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: Hey, man. Do you ever think there's gonna be this massive nuclear holocaust? And after all the major nations are destroyed, there'll just be tribes in the jungles that rise up and survive? That jungle warfare is gonna rule the world?
Michael Scott: Yeah, maybe.
Ryan: It's inevitable, right?
Quote from Toby
Pam: Actually, it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow.
Jim: Why?
Pam: I bet Michael had some elaborate theme party planned, like scrambled egg Saturday.
Toby: More like, "Hey, everyone, let's get your boss laid" Saturday.
[Toby strokes Pam's knee with his hand]
Toby: I have an announcement to make. I am moving to Costa Rica. Thought about it for a long time now. And I'm finally gonna do it. So... I'm just gonna hop the the fence and jog home.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Cleaning people. Oscar? Okay, so all you need to do is explain what happened 'cause I think they can help us.
Oscar: Why are you assuming they only speak Spanish?
Jim: I just- If they speak Spanish.
Oscar: Good evening. We locked ourselves in. [speaking in Spanish] Okay? It happens they speak Spanish.
Jim: Lucky us.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Like I said, it's not about the horniness. It's about the loneliness. And how can I be alone here with my boys? Like a famous person once said, "boys on the side." But I don't- I disagree. I say, let's hear it for the boys.