Erin: Andy's coming back today. David Wallace sent him on an Outward Bound wilderness adventure for a whole month to make him more decisive and confident. He sent his own son too. And the counselors said they both grew up, big time.

Pam: For us, um, nothing new, really the kids are great.
Jim: You are really good at modesty. She's a genius. She painted this incredible mural in the kids' room. There's a hippo leading a parade of 500 children-
Pam: Okay, well, you had that interesting thing.
Jim: Oh, yeah.
Pam: Yes, Jim's friend is starting a new company based on this idea Jim had when they were back in college.
Jim: Its sports marketing basically. But the athletes are partners.
Pam: And he wanted Jim to be a part of it, too.
Jim: In Philly, so, that doesn't really work for the family. But watch this guy make a billion dollars off my idea.
Pam: He said if it takes off he's gonna buy us a new car.
Jim: An Altima or better.

Erin: Andy's coming back today!

Erin: Andy's here! Old Dwight, new Dwight, Andy's here. New Jim, Tuna, Andy's here. Pam, he's here.

Andy: Hey! Wow, I thought about this place a lot when I was on solo. Three days on a mountain, it'll change you. The things we think we need. Clocks, yeah right!

Nellie: It sounds amazing, tell us all about it.
Andy: What're you still doing here?
Nellie: Wonderful, thanks.
Andy: You know, I had this really funny dream during Outward Bound that you died.
Nellie: Brilliant.
Andy: See me in my office later.

Andy: I set up the old slack line to teach the office the skills of focus and discipline. Or in the case of certain individuals, the skills of humiliation and looking really dumb.

Andy: If you make it all the way across, your confidence will soar. But, if you Toby out, then you'll feel like a real Nellie. How about a hand? Screw those guys. Now, these are my actual Outward Bound counselors, Rafe and Feather.
Rafe: Iceman.
Andy: That's me. The powder is for your protection, Feather has permanent athlete's foot. Feather, show them how you dance upon the line of slack.

Jim: You a sports fan?
Pete: Sure, boxing, tennis.
Jim: Oh. Any team sports?
Pete: NASCAR. The Amazing Race.
Jim: Phillies fan, though, right?
Pete: You mean horses?
Jim: No, like baseball. A baseball team.
Pete: Ah, I like the Red Sox. I'm from Vermont.
Jim: Okay. Good talk.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: I have nothing in common with Plop.

Dwight K. Schrute: Boo, unimpressed. It's a tightrope for babies. Boo!
Clark: Alright, let's see you do it.
Andy: Alright. Let me show you how a real man walks across a flaccid cord.
Andy: Ooh! Who ordered the hot apple fail?