Kelly: Well, I just need to know where this is going.
Darryl: Hey, I like you. All right? What's not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side. Otherwise maybe this thing has run its course.
Kelly: Don't you dare walk away from me, Darryl Philbin. You are the most selfish person I've ever met in my entire-
Darryl: Slow down. Think it over.

Andy: I left a little present for Angela. I think she's going to like it 'cause I found it outside Vance Refrigeration all alone. And I told her in the note that the cat came to find her. That they were destined to be together. I got game.

Michael Scott: Look, I'll tell her that it's bad. But it could've been a lot worse but due to some fancy financial footwork I was able to cut it in half.
Oscar: Jan is smart.
Michael Scott: She poses.

Michael Scott: [singing] Runaway train never coming back Runaway and I'm never coming back.

Jan: Well, why are you sitting on a train? Where are you going?
Michael Scott: I'm out of answers, Jan.
Jan: What does that mean?
Michael Scott: I told you, no more answers. This is who I am now. A guy on a train with no answers. I hope that can be enough for you.
Jan: Michael, come on. Running away from your problems won't solve anything, you know that.
Michael Scott: I don't know that.
Jan: Your creditors can follow you anywhere with ease. Your debt follows you around the world, electronically.
Michael Scott: I'll stay off the grid.
Jan: Michael, come on. Come on, you can deal with this. It's not that bad.
Michael Scott: Yeah, it is. It is. I really messed up.

Jan: Well, when- When my life fell apart and they- And they screwed me in New York and I felt like my whole world was collapsing around me, I didn't have anyone. I mean, my whole family still won't even talk me on the advice of counsel and my friends were just waiting for this to happen.
Michael Scott: That's really nice of you to say.
Jan: Michael, no. What I want to say is you were there for me. By my side. Without even a thought. That's just who you are. I mean- No matter how badly I treat you or what l'm going through you just- You are there for me. And that is a guy worth staying beside. So where's this train taking us?
Michael Scott: [sobbing] I don't- I think the engineer left.

Michael Scott: Don't sell your implants, please.
Jan: I'm keeping them. I know you like them. They're kind of uncomfortable though.
Michael Scott: It's nice though.
Jan: It's kind of painful and my nipples are over-sensitive now.
Michael Scott: Looks cute though.