Michael Scott: Well, in his infinite wisdom, David Wallace has authorized us to put on a little presentation about the history of Dunder Mifflin.
Holly: Yep, the old comedy team is back together again.
Michael Scott: That's right.
Holly: [in a New York accent] Have ya hoid the news? Extry! Extry! Read all about it!
Michael Scott: Newspapers for sale!

Michael Scott: I didn't find a perfect moment, because I think that today was just about just having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story, when people ask how they found each other. I will see her every now and then, and... Maybe one year she'll be with somebody, and the next year, I'll be with somebody. And it's gonna take a long time... And then it's perfect. I'm in no rush.

Michael Scott: I haven't thought about you having to go back to Nashua.
Holly: Maybe we didn't want to think about it. We can make it work. We'll date long-distance.
Michael Scott: That's what we said last time. Remember? We broke up on the drive. How's this gonna be any different?
Holly: We weren't in love last time.
Michael Scott: I was in love with you.
Holly: I'm not saying it won't be hard. But we can make it work. That's what she said.

Michael Scott: So, when can I see you again?
Holly: Tonight. I'm free tonight. Is that too eager? I don't care. I'm free tonight.
Michael Scott: Okay. Oh, wait. Oh, tonight's no good. Because I am busy taking you out.
Holly: Oh, I just remembered. I can't tonight.
Michael Scott: Why?
Holly: I'm going out with you.
Michael Scott: [chuckling] Wow. Wait a second. I can't tonight.
Holly: No more.
Michael Scott: Tonight's so-
Holly: No more.
Michael Scott: All right. Too many times. It's all good.

[Olivia Newton-John's "Let's Get Physical" starts playing]
Michael & Holly: Let's get ethical, ethical I wanna get ethical Let's get into ethics Yeah, let me hear Dunder Mifflin talk Your body talk Let me hear your body talk-
Michael Scott: Whoo! All right!

Michael Scott: January 3, 2011. A day which will live "in-famously". Holly Partridge Flax, otherwise known as Holly. Otherwise otherwise known as a living, breathing angel, is engaged to another man. This is freaking me out. I- Okay, let's just switch to the happy video, okay? No, no, no, no, let's push through. We'll do this.

Michael Scott: We could do a movie... sort of thing.
Holly: [gasps] We could do Back to the Future.
Michael Scott: Oh!
Holly: We have to convince Dunder and Mifflin to go back in time to fix their parents.
Michael Scott: Could we get a Delorean?
Holly: Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community.
Michael Scott: Oh! [to the theme of "Jaws"] Dun-der. Dun-der...
Holly: Dun-der. Dun-der...
Michael Scott: Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Blooo!!
Holly: Oh... We haven't found our great idea yet.
Michael Scott: No. No.

Holly: [climbs the stairs to the roof of a building and finds Michael] Michael?
Michael Scott: Hi. [laughs] How did you know I was up here?
Holly: What are you doing up here?
Michael Scott: I got turned around. I thought I could see Dunder Mifflin.
Holly: Dunder Mifflin.
Michael Scott: Yeah. [laughs] Wow. I just miss you so much.
Holly: I missed you too.
Michael Scott: Really?
Holly: Yeah.
Michael Scott: Can I kiss you?
Holly: Yeah.
Michael Scott: Okay.

Michael Scott: I lied to Kevin. Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Holly and I should be together, and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I am going to tell her. Number one: "Holly, you and I are soup snakes." The- And the reason is- Because... in terms of the soup, we like to- that doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. Holly and I are soul mates.

Pam: Are you asleep?
Michael Scott: No, I'm just thinking about what you said. About Karen, about closure. You remember Holly? She used to work for H.R.
Pam: No, remind me.
Michael Scott: Blonde hair. Nice boobs. Not too big, not too small.
Pam: Perfect boobs. Of course I remember Holly.
Michael Scott: She was the love of my life. What you and Jim have times 100. Just she- She just left. And I didn't- I never got closure, you know? I never got closure with her. I haven't talked to her since. I haven't seen her since. And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure. I feel like I need that.
Pam: Okay, let's go.
Michael Scott: [scoffs] I'll just blow off the lecture at Rochester.
Pam: Yeah. Screw 'em. Let's do this.