Meredith: I got permission to bring Jakey in to work. Which is great because he got suspended this week and now I don't have to pay for a sitter.

Meredith: Hey, so that good looking single brother of yours? Heard he was on a downward spiral with booze.
Andy: Yeah. He's in rehab actually.
Meredith: Which place? The one right near Philly? I could be there in an hour.
Andy: No, it's in New Mexico.
Meredith: Oh. So, how are you holding up?
Andy: We're done, Meredith.

Toby: Hey, Meredith. Can I talk to you privately for a second?
Meredith: About what?
Toby: Your outfit.
Meredith: What? What's wrong with my outfit?
Toby: You- You might consider pulling it down a touch. It's- It's riding up a little high.
Meredith: A bunch of prudes. You know, Oscar's allowed to wear sandals, but I'm not allowed to wear open-toed shoes? [pulls down dress, office gasps] Is that how it goes?
Oscar: Meredith, your boob is out.
Meredith: Fine. [pulls dress up, everyone gasps]
Angela: Meredith, too far!
Kelly: Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties?
Meredith: It's casual day. Happy?

Meredith: Hey. Who wants to watch Michael's pond dive? My roommate's friend is the night janitor over there. He swiped the security tape for me and he's bringing it over.
Jim: Mm... You know what? Maybe we should go easy on Michael, guys. You know, you watch that tape and you're gonna have to stay late for more sensitivity training, so...
Kevin: We'll stay late.