- Michael Scott
- Dwight K. Schrute
- Jim
- Pam
- Ryan
- Andy
- Stanley
- Kevin
- Meredith
- Angela
- Oscar
- Phyllis
- Kelly
- Toby
- Creed
- Darryl
- Erin
Meredith Palmer Quotes Page 7 of 8
Quote from Lice
Pam: [answering phone] Hello?
Helene: [on speaker phone] Hi, honey, it's mom. Look, Cece's school just called. She still has lice.
Pam: What? No. That can't- I don't...
Helene: Now, don't worry, don't worry. I'm on my way to pick her up, but you might have lice too. You know, lice can be tricky. Sometimes lice, like... [Pam eventually hangs up]
Angela: Oh my God.
Meredith: Shave her head. Shave her head!
Quote from Junior Salesman
Meredith: Hey, boom guy.
Brian: Oh, hey Meredith.
Meredith: When are you gonna boom me?
Brian: Uh, listen, they're cracking down on us talking to the subjects. It's a lame rule, but, you know, I wanna... I- I'll see you later.
Meredith: Got it.
Quote from Couples Discount
Kevin: OK, I'll say it. I wish Andy had stayed on his trip.
Nellie: I say we all have one last fun, boss-less day.
Meredith: Yeah, let's get some booze and some cocaine and just blow it out. No consequences.
Quote from Promos
Dwight K. Schrute: [Phyllis rocks her chair into his provocatively] Seriously. Ugh. Okay, this is unacceptable. It's officially a hostile work environment.
Phyllis: Why?
Darryl: Somebody just needs to get her attention, tell her it's not okay to do this in public.
Pam: Be careful. I pulled my mom's dog off a pillow once, and I got bit.
Meredith: Just ignore her. Sooner or later she'll finish.
Group: Ugh. Ew. God.
Quote from Livin' the Dream
Andy: Hey, everybody, I changed my mind. Not leaving. I'm gonna stay on in sales.
Nellie: Oh, thank God. Because sales could be your best role yet.
Meredith: Hey, good choice, man. Seriously. Don't want to see you in a porn next year.
Andy: Okay.
Quote from A.A.R.M.
Darryl: Well, it's been great.
Phyllis: Eleven years. A guy is in your life for 11 years and then he's gone for who knows how long.
Darryl: Maybe forever. Anyhow...
Oscar: Did we ever have lunch together, just- Just the two of us? You know what, I'm gonna make reservations right now at Cugino's.
Meredith: Question for Darryl. Did we ever get loaded and listen to Zeppelin in my van?
Darryl: Oh. Oh, I'm sure we did.
Quote from Finale
Jakey: Heard you guys needed some pipes fixed or cleaned or whatever.
Phyllis: Angela's special repairman is here.
Angela: Wait, what is this?
Meredith: Shut up. Jakey?
Jakey: Mom?
Pam: Wait, wait. What?
Jakey: Oh, man.
Meredith: No, no, no, no. Just do your wok. Pretend mom's not here.
Pam: Uh, that seems inappropriate.
Meredith: Give 'em a good show, my little entrepreneur.
Jakey: Okay.
Meredith: Take it off. [music play]. Yeah! Good song choice, Jakey. Stripper's only as good as his song.
Rachel: oh, wowee wow.
Angela: Okay...
Pam: Whoo-hoo...go, Meredith's stripper son.
Angela: Rachel, are you all right?
Rachel: I don't know! I don't know.
Angela: Oh, geez. [Jakey starts dancing on Angela]. Oh, my God!
Meredith: Be gentle, Jakey. Gentle. One second. Just one second. Look. [pushes Jakey aside and starts dancing on Angela]
Angela: Okay, if anything, this is rougher. Stop it, Meredith.
Meredith: Fine. My bad. Go ahead, Jakey.
Quote from Beach Games
Meredith: Oh, I'm excited. Today is Beach Day. Michael is taking the whole office to the beach. So I'm wearing my bathing suit underneath my shirt. [lifts shirt, is topless] Oh, yeah. I packed it in my purse.
Quote from The Job
Meredith: I would never do that. Waste of money. In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front.
Quote from The Delivery
Michael Scott: Meredith? Come on, you're obviously single.
Meredith: You know it. I am never getting married.
[aside to camera:]
Meredith: Like Clooney.