Michael Scott: You nervous about seeing Karen again? Since she was the other woman? Actually, you were the other woman, so.
Pam: No. That was a long time ago.
Michael Scott: Is that why you're wearing makeup today?
Pam: No, I'm not even wearing that much.

Jim: We wanted to say we are very sorry.
Kelly: Screw you guys, you're dead to me.
Dwight K. Schrute: If you say "screw you" one more time-
Kelly: Screw you. I don't forget your birthday. I would never do that to you.
Jim: We just want to make it up to you. What can we do?
Kelly: I guess my only wish would be that nothing so terrible would ever happen to anyone else ever again.
Jim: Okay. Okay. It's good that it happened to me because at least I can bear it.
Dwight K. Schrute: What kind of cake do you want, imbecile?
Kelly: Ice cream.

Michael Scott: Hello, Rolando. How are you? I'd like you to meet Pam. She is our receptionist. You know what? Maybe you guys could go out on a little friend date sometime.
Rolando: You're late. Everyone's waiting in the conference room. Karen will be right here to take you over.
Michael Scott: Don't be nervous. Just picture her naked.
Pam: Stop it.
Michael Scott: That's what I do. Steal my trick.

Andy: Trying to see what CDs she's got. It's good to know the deets about the girl you're wooing. Huh. Aha. Feist.

Michael Scott: She is pregnant. She is knocked up. "K." Karen.

Karen: So how are things in Scranton? How's Jim?
Pam: They're good. Jim's good. We're engaged.
Karen: That's so great. That's great.
Pam: Thank you.
Karen: Oh, my God. I'm so happy for you.
Michael Scott: Old hatreds dissolve into new friendships. It's a really wonderful moment.

Stanley: I have to take care of things, so Andy will be taking over things here. You're in good hands and give my best to your mother.
Andy: So, Julia, let's see. With regards to billing, should we send bills to you or to your boyfriend's house?
Julia: No, it could go straight to our business address.
Andy: Oh, okay. Alright. That makes sense.
Julia: How does your boyfriend deal with your phenomenal success? Is he just, like, totally threatened by you or...?
Julia: Actually, I don't have a boyfriend.
Andy: Really? Is that- Wow, that's so weird.

Michael Scott: I would give that lecture a solid B+. Although, for the record, Karen- Wow. Kind of mean.
Pam: I like her.
Michael Scott: Really? No, honestly. Tell me what you really think.
Pam: I'm serious. I'm really glad I came.
Michael Scott: Why?
Pam: Because... Um... 'cause I'll never wonder ever again if I did something wrong and now I have closure. She's happy and I don't know, it feels good.

Andy: You're right. It's too soon. Definitely too soon for me. So, I'm glad we got that out of the way. I'm gonna be in touch with you in three months. I'm gonna call you about that order and maybe about that mall walk.
Julia: Okay.
Andy: Take care, Julia.
Julia: Thank you.
Andy: Sorry I tried to kiss you.
[later, to camera]
Andy: We lost the account.

Dwight K. Schrute: I have here Kelly Kapoor's personal and confidential file. Allow me to share. "Kelly Kapoor spent April 1995 to December 1996 at Berks County Youth Center." Juvie. "According to past employers, it in no way affects her job perform..." Blah, blah, blah.