‘Launch Party’
Season 4, Episode 5 - Aired October 11, 2007
As Dunder Mifflin gets ready to launch its new website, Michael is excited to be invited to the launch party in New York. Meanwhile, Dwight attempts to keep his crown as the best salesman and out sell the website. When Angela throws a party for the launch at the Scranton branch, things don't go to plan after Michael orders pizza.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: No. God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I kidnapped a kid.
Dwight K. Schrute: You had to. What other choice did you have?
Michael Scott: I've gotta pay for the pizza.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well- Yeah.
Michael Scott: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [answering phone] This is Michael.
Ryan: Hello, Michael, this is Ryan. First off, thanks for the shout-out.
Michael Scott: You're breaking up. I can't hear you.
Ryan: Why's there a kid on your web cam saying that he's being held against his-
Michael Scott: Mmm, kay. [to Dwight] I want you to go in there and pay him for the pizzas, and give him a generous tip. No more than 10%.
Dwight K. Schrute: What will you do?
Michael Scott: I will open the door.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah?
Michael Scott: And hopefully, he will walk out. And the rest is out of our hands.
Dwight K. Schrute: So I'm paying full price?
Michael Scott: Yes.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Now what?
Michael Scott: Now we wait and hope that nothing happens.
Dwight K. Schrute: All right. Oh, I assume I'm going to be reimbursed?
Michael Scott: Not now, Dwight, please. Not the time.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: What a horrible day. Well, I need to get the horrible taste of this pizza out of my mouth. I'd really like some sushi. I was hoping that I would have New York-style sushi today. And you know what?
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Michael Scott: I'm gonna get it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Coopers has calamari.
Michael Scott: Uh-huh. There's only one place to get New York-style sushi.
Dwight K. Schrute: Tokyo?
Michael Scott: New York. You wanna go?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Michael Scott: Okay. You drive.