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Last Day in Florida

‘Last Day in Florida’

Season 8, Episode 18 -  Aired March 8, 2012

As Dwight gets ready to make his big presentation in Florida, Jim learns that Robert plans to tank the whole project. Meanwhile, Erin tells Andy that she won't be returning from Tallahassee.

Quote from Kevin

Kevin: This is tough. 'cause Darryl, you sang better and you dance better, but Toby has that indescribable quality that makes a star. I think I've reached my decision. I have decided... that you guys are gonna keep doing things for me.
Darryl: No, no, no, no. It's not worth it.
Toby: No.
Kevin: No, it's not worth it? That's too bad. 'cause I was feeling particularly hungry this year.
Darryl: Yeah, okay, so what, you buy 40 boxes?
Kevin: Hungrier.
Toby: 50?
Kevin: Hungrier.
Darryl: You're not talking... triple digits?
Kevin: Oh yeah, I'm talking triple digits. Again.


Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Jim: Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: You again? Gosh, I keep throwing you away, you keep flying back here. You're like an Amish return stick.
Jim: OK, great. Listen to me. Listen to me. [Dwight makes funny gesture] No, no, I know. Will you just let me tell you one thing, please?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, you may tell me one thing. Wait, you want to borrow money?
Jim: Listen to me. Robert is going to veto the Sabre store.
Dwight K. Schrute: [rolls eyes] Jim, come on.
Jim: Dwight, he's gonna kill the store.
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh-huh.
Jim: And then, I'm pretty sure he's gonna fire you for it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait. [holds up two fingers] He's gonna kill the store? And he's gonna fire me?
Jim: Yes.
Dwight K. Schrute: [smiles] That's two things.
Jim: Dwight, please.
Dwight K. Schrute: Nice try, Jim. Your pranks have never worked in the past and they're not going to work today.
Jim: OK, first of all, they've mostly worked, so-
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what? You might want to get to the airport. It's gonna take you a long time to get through security with all those beauty products. Bye.

Quote from Todd

Todd: Well, looks like Shnoot's a no-show. Guess he wasn't vice presy material after all. But I am. Put me in, babe. I got the info down backwards, forwards, and doggy-style. I'm your man.
Nellie: Right, let's begin then. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the vice president of Sabre Retail, Mr. Todd Packer.
Todd: 'sup.

Quote from Ryan

Phyllis: What are you doing?
Andy: Oh, I'm just dealing with Erin's stuff since apparently she's not coming back. And she didn't bother to tell anyone.
Oscar: We knew. Ryan told us.
Andy: Ryan, why didn't you tell me?
Ryan: Thought you checked my Tumblr?
Andy: You never update it.
Ryan: Well, I updated it.

Quote from Toby

Darryl: This may be wrong. But there's a limit to what I would do for my child.
Toby: Yeah. I have my dignity too. I refuse to be another man's horsey.

Quote from Kevin

Kevin: No guys, stop! You have to sell me cookies. I'll do anything. [starts performing Hello! Ma Baby] I'm even gonna kiss Meredith. [kisses Meredith] That is... Hmm... That's, ah, so good.

Quote from Kelly

Darryl: Hey, hey. They're back.
Kelly: Dwight, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to be in Florida?
Jim: Yeah, the crazy thing about that is, um... Wow, you look great. Did you lose some weight?
Kelly: Thank you, for someone who actually notices this. No, I didn't lose weight. But I started using my makeup to contour my face to look skinnier. I actually put on five pounds.

Quote from Andy

Andy: I'm going to Florida to get Erin. [grabs coat, runs out, then returns] Forgot to turn off my email. It's crazy, right? It's just, when she said she was leaving, I felt so- [looks at computer frustrated] 'You're about to close four tabs, are you sure you want to continue?' Yes. I am sure. Ah, slow computer!

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