Karen: Jim, hang on a second? So you're still doing this kind of stuff, huh?
Jim: Yeah, trying to quit though.
Karen: If you wanted to see me, you could have just called me like an adult.
Jim: Oh no, I didn't want to see you. Not that I'm not happy to be seeing you right now, I'm just saying ultimately I was here for the copier. Equal, I'd say it was equal. So, good to see you. I mean, it's just that- You know, Pam and I are still dating, so, and, I just mean that things are going really well, so I didn't want to see you.
Karen: Oh, things are going really well? Are they? They are? That's great, that's so great. I wanna hear more about how happy you are with Pam. Can you tell me more about that? Thank you so much for coming to Utica, and breaking my copier, and telling me how well things are going in your relationship, really, thank you.
Jim: Alright. You are welcome. I'm going to go because of the... traffic.
Karen: Traffic, yeah. Oh, def- go, go because of traffic, definitely, beat-beat the traffic.
Jim: I will.

Michael Scott: Don't ever change Billy. Goldenface is going to blow up the NHL All Star Game tomorrow.
Andy: I see what you mean about problems. I know what'll cheer you up. That table of bachelorettes over there bought you this drink.
Karen: Ever banged an entire bachelorette party, baby? [winks]
[aside to camera:]
Karen: Why are you singling my line out, like, a million years later?