Karen: I still haven't found an apartment yet. I'm living in a hotel. Yesterday, I saw a for-rent sign down the street from Jim, and he said he didn't think it'd be such a good idea. He said it would be like we were living together. In different houses. Two blocks away.

Karen: I guess Jim and I have had a little bit of a rough patch for the past couple weeks, but we had some really good talks and, actually now, I think that we're better than ever.

Jim: Here's a non-hypothetical, I'm really happy I'm with Karen.
Karen: [singing] Every little thing she does is magic Everything she do just turns me on Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my love for her goes on.

Guy: So did the merger go smoothly or-
Michael Scott: It did. "Like butter." Mike Myers, SNL. You should ask Karen. She was one of them.
Karen: I'm the only one left. Everybody else was either fired or quit. And there's one in anger management.

Karen: Hey, maybe you want to come over and raid my closet?
Michael Scott: No, I don't want to do that because I'm twice your size anyway.

Karen: Maybe you just feel guilty about all the pranks.
Jim: No. Yes. That's probably what it is. So what do I do?
Karen: I don't know. Maybe you should go back out there and sell paper so we can go on a trip.

Karen: Pam is kind of a bitch.

Karen: Hey, thank you so much for driving me down for my interview.
Jim: Totally. No problem. What are you interviewing for, by the way? My assistant? Or-
Karen: Oh, you know, I'm going to have a congratulations Karen party tomorrow night at a friend's house.
Jim: Oh, wow. That sounds fun. Is your friend named Karen, too? What did she accomplish?
Karen: No. I'm sorry, I should have been clearer. It's for me.
Jim: Oh.
Karen: Because I'm going to get the job.

Karen: So, we have all night. Where do you want to go first?
Jim: I don't know. How about the UN?
Karen: How often do you come here?
Jim: Uh. Every time my sixth grade class was on a field trip.
Karen: I think you're really going to enjoy this, adult Jim.

Karen: So what's going to happen with us when I get this job?
Jim: Oh, you mean, when I get the job?
Karen: Well, if you get the job, then I'd move here with you. Would you move with me? I'm not stupid, okay? I was at the beach. We don't have a future in Scranton. There's one too many people there.
Jim: You mean, Kevin?
Karen: Exactly. No, but you get it, right? I can't stay there.