‘Hot Girl’
Season 1, Episode 6 - Aired April 26, 2005
The guys at Dunder Mifflin attempt to impress a handbag saleswoman who stops by the office.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: All right, girls, break it up. You're being infiltrated. Cock in the hen house.
Dwight K. Schrute: Cocks in the hen house.
Michael Scott: Don't say cocks.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Here's Oscar. Oscar, this is Katy.
Oscar: I'm on the phone.
Michael Scott: Woo-woo. Oscar the grouch. Right? I thought of that.
Katy: That was on Sesame Street.
Michael Scott: I know. I made the connection. Can you believe he'd never heard that before he worked here?
Katy: No, I don't believe that. It's unbelievable.
Quote from Jim
Kevin: Well, what is your type?
Jim: Moms, primarily. Soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms, any type of mom, really.
Roy: That's disgusting.
Kelly: Stay away from my mom.
Jim: Too late, Kev.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Pam and I are good buddies. I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. You know, with stuff like work or her fiancé, Roy. Or um... No, those are pretty much her only two problems.
Quote from Jim
Dwight K. Schrute: She's been talking to Michael a lot.
Jim: So what? You're assistant regional manager.
Dwight K. Schrute: Assistant to the regional manager.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: You have so much more to talk to this girl about. You're both, um, salesmen. That's something right there.
Dwight K. Schrute: True. Plus, I could talk to her about the origins of my last name.
Jim: It's all gold.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall, you have a fall-back.
Dwight K. Schrute: What's that?
Jim: You buy a purse.
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't want a purse. Purses are for girls.
Jim: Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ?
Dwight K. Schrute: No.
Jim: I do. They're like mini briefcases. All right. Lots of guys have them.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Just throw out all the empties.
Ryan: You don't want to recycle them?
Michael Scott: Um, yes. Throw them away in the recycling bin.
Ryan: Do you want this?
Michael Scott: No.
Ryan: What about this power drink?
Michael Scott: What flavor?
Ryan: Blue.
Michael Scott: Blue's not a flavor.
Ryan: It says "Flavor, blue blast."
Michael Scott: Oh, blue blast. Yes, put that in the trunk. And there should be an unopened Arctic Chill. I want that in the passenger's cup holder. Thank you.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I think in order to be a ladies' man, it's imperative people don't know you're a ladies' man. So I kinda play that close to the chest. I don't know, what can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me I have a very symmetrical face. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they're right. I don't know.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Do I have a special someone? Well, yeah, of course. A bunch of them. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night stand with some stupid cow I'd pick up at a bar, and these people, I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an every-day stand. And I still know their names in the morning.