‘Gay Witch Hunt’
Season 3, Episode 1 - Aired September 21, 2006
Michael outs Oscar to the entire office after he complained about his boss's inappropriate language.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: All right, everybody in the conference room! I don't care if you are gay, or straight, or a lesbian or overweight, just get in here! Right now!
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Congratulations, Phyllis. That is great, and frankly, kind of amazing. See? Everybody has a chance.
Phyllis: Thank you.
Michael Scott: But, still Phyllis, in college, did you ever experiment with other women? A lot of women do.
Phyllis: No, and you knew me in high school. Of course, we all thought you were gay in high school.
Michael Scott: Right. [laughing] And I take that as a compliment.
Phyllis: Well, with your ties and your matching socks-
Michael Scott: Well, I just like to look good, okay?
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: You know what, I'm going to raise the stakes.
Oscar: You don't-
Michael Scott: I want you to watch this and I want you to burn this into your brains.
Oscar: I don't think we need to do this-
Michael Scott: Because this is an image that I want you people to remember for a long time to come. Whenever you come into the office, I want you to think about this.
Oscar: We don't need to.
Michael Scott: Yes, we do.
Oscar: What?
Michael Scott: [Michael kisses a reluctant Oscar on the lips] I did it!
Oscar: Thank you.
Michael Scott: Thank you. Thank you. See, I'm still here. We're all still here.
Quote from Oscar
Michael Scott: You know what? Okay. Okay. I'm going to put my money where my mouth is. You ready?
Oscar: What are you doing?
Michael Scott: I am going to embrace Oscar. You might want to watch us, Angela, because you can't catch anything. Here we go.
Oscar: No.
Michael Scott: We are going to make a statement. You and I are going to make a statement together. Oscar is my friend.
Oscar: I'd rather not.
Michael Scott: And I just don't care who sees it. Doesn't bother me.
Oscar: I really- I really would rather not.
Michael Scott: Come here, friend.
Oscar: I'd really rather not.
Michael Scott: You're my friend.
Oscar: No! No! I don't want to touch you. Ever considered that? You're ignorant and insulting and small.
Quote from Angela
Oscar: What are you doing?
Angela: Watching some of your friends.