‘Email Surveillance’
Season 2, Episode 9 - Aired November 22, 2005
When Michael reads his employees' emails, he discovers that Jim is hosting a party to which he was not invited. While they employees head to Jim's house, Michael gets into trouble at an improv class.
Quote from Pam
Pam: Just because two people are hanging out, it doesn't mean that they're together. You know, like, people can just be friends. And I think that it was really unfair of us to assume that there was anything else going on.
Quote from Kevin
Kevin: [singing tokaraoke machine] Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore and I got all my-
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Okay, this is a duet, so, [Islands in the Stream starts to play] I need somebody else. Pam, you wanna come up and sing this one? Need somebody else. Takers, please. [singing] Baby, when I met you there was peace unknown- Kelly? [singing] I tried to get you with a fine-tooth comb I was soft inside There was something going on- This is the part, it goes to the girl. [higher-pitch] You do something to me that I can't explain Hold me closer and I feel no pain Every beat of my heart We got something going on Tender love is blind
[Jim walks over to Michael and starts singing along]
Both: It requires a dedication All this love we feel needs no conversation Divided together Uh-huh Making love with each other Uh-huh
Michael Scott: We're making love!
Both: Islands in the stream that is what we are No one in between How can we be wrong Sail away with me...
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start.