Pam: I think you should get dressed.
Michael Scott: I'm not getting dressed. I'm not getting dressed. I have too many things to do before I get dressed. I need to find a hundred clients.
Pam: Michael, that seems impossible.
Michael Scott: It's totally impossible!
Pam: We need to come up with one realistic thing that we could do today.
Michael Scott: Assemble a sales team. A dream team.
Pam: Great.
Michael Scott: Okay, Ryan.
Pam: No. What? Why?
Michael Scott: He's everything I'm not and everything I am. He's the whole package.

Charles: You a soccer fan?
Andy: Oh. Oh, yeah. I'm so embarrassed. You weren't supposed to see this. This is like my secret obsession.
Charles: Well, that makes two of us.
Andy: No way!
Charles: Yeah.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: I hate soccer. But guess who doesn't hate soccer? Charles Miner.

Andy: Whoa! And he just goes, "Boom". [kicking motion] Score!
Charles: Yep. Yep. That's Pele.
Andy: You know your soccer, man.
Charles: I know. Yes, I do.
Stanley: I prefer [looks down at palms] Maradona. Uhhh... Diego Maradona.
Charles: Oh, yeah?
Stanley: From Argentina.
Charles: I didn't know we had so many, uh, soccer fans in the office.
Andy: I mean, to be fair, I was the first one to talk about it, but...

Charles: What about you, Jim? You a fan of the game?
Jim: Oh, no. Nope. Not really.
Charles: Well, it's not for everybody I suppose. [Andy laughs]
Jim: That's 'cause I'm more of a player.
Charles: Yeah?
Jim: You bet.
Dwight K. Schrute: Really, Jim? I had no idea you played soccer. 'cause you never, ever talk about it.
Jim: Well, I do.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wow.
Jim: I play.
Dwight K. Schrute: You can be so modest sometimes.
Jim: Well, maybe you should get back to work.
Dwight K. Schrute: Maybe you and Charles should kick the soccer ball around.
Jim: Maybe we will someday.
Dwight K. Schrute: Maybe you will tonight after work. What do you say?
Charles: That's a great idea, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Great ideas are just part of what I bring to the table.
Jim: Yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't try and be anything that I'm not.

Michael Scott: Hey. I would like a pair of size nine, please. It's Michael.
Ryan: I'm swamped, Michael. [over the PA] Happy birthday to Sally in lane 27.
Michael Scott: Okay, imagine a company that has no memory of your past misconduct because they have no files.

Vikram: He's taking a long time. Is it possible he's bowling? I mean, you know him better than I do.
Pam: Yes. Yes, it's possible.

Pam: When did you add this to the list?
Michael Scott: Pam, everyone deserves a second second chance. Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?
Ryan: Sixty thousand dollars a year.
Pam: You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?
Ryan: What do you make, secretary?

Ryan: Do you guys want to hear about Thailand?
Michael Scott: Oh, yeah.
Pam: Sure.
Ryan: It was indescribable.
Michael Scott: Sounds awesome.
Pam: Beat.

Charles: Come on, Oscar. What positions do people play?
Dwight K. Schrute: Wing.
Kevin: Leg.

Jim: My strategy is to touch the ball as little as possible. Chalk it up to teamwork.