Ryan: Well, I was a temp, but I got promoted. So the compensation is a lot more competitive.
Kelly's Mom: So you're saving money now to start a family and home?
Ryan: Oh, or travel? And, um, buy an Xbox.
Kelly's Dad: Is there anything you wanted to ask us tonight?

Michael Scott: These are not my shoes. This is just like that show Taxicab Confessions-
Pam: If you say one more word, I'm stopping the car.
Michael Scott: Sorry.

Michael Scott: This is going out to Indians everywhere. It's a tribute to one of the greats, Mr. Adam Sandler. [singing] Diwali is a festival of lights Let me tell you something Tonight has been one crazy night So put on your saris It's time to celebrate Diwali Everybody looks so jolly but it's not Christmas, it's Diwali The goddess of destruction, Kali stopped by to celebrate Diwali Don't invite any zombies to a celebration of Diwali Along Came Polly to have some fun at Diwali If you're Indian and you love to party have a happy, happy, happy happy Diwali! Happy Diwali!

Michael Scott: Hey, you know what? Why don't I come with you? 'Cause I've got this book called the Kama Sutra.
Carole: Okay, good night, Michael.
Michael Scott: All right. Good night.

Kelly: You look so handsome.
Pam: You really do. I love the material.
Kelly: I know.
Michael Scott: How come you didn't get me one?

Pam: I actually might not go. I'm feeling kind of tired.
Meredith: Do you want to make Appletinis and watch Sex and the City at my place?
Pam: Oh, I don't know. I haven't decided yet.

Michael Scott: I love the people here. And if there was one thing I don't really care for, is that they can be terribly, terribly ignorant about other cultures. And I don't want them embarrassing me in front of my girlfriend, Carole.

Jim: I started biking to work. Josh does it and he lives a lot farther away than I do. And also it saves gas money, keeps me in shape, helps the environment and now I know it makes me really sweaty for work.

Angela: Well, whatever Kelly wants to do in her own house is fine, but we shouldn't all be subjected to it.
Toby: Actually, she's right. This is inappropriate. Why don't I take these?
Michael Scott: No, you're not going to collect them.
Toby: Yeah.
Michael Scott: No, this is a delightful, charming culture.

Jim: Once a quarter, the sales staff of this branch has to stay late to do order form consolidation which, amazingly, is even less interesting than it sounds.