- Michael Scott
- Dwight K. Schrute
- Jim
- Pam
- Ryan
- Andy
- Stanley
- Kevin
- Meredith
- Angela
- Oscar
- Phyllis
- Kelly
- Toby
- Creed
- Darryl
- Erin
Creed Bratton Quotes Page 11 of 12
Quote from Andy's Play
Darryl: I had no idea. This plumber has pipes!
Michael Scott: Yeah, good job. Well done.
Sweeney Todd: You're the guy who booed me.
Michael Scott: Hmm? No, there were a lot of people booing you. I wasn't one of em.
Sweeney Todd: No, I saw you, and you were the only one.
Michael Scott: Get your eyes checked, chuckle-head.
Creed: Be cool, Michael. I saw this guy kill a bunch of people. Good work.
Quote from China
Dwight K. Schrute: Parlay, my office, five minutes.
Pam: Parlay?
Creed: Pirate code, he wants to meet.
Pam: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Creed: I understand it, I can't speak it.
Quote from Classy Christmas
Darryl: What do you want, baby? We got some granola, got some cupcakes, chips, apples, pies...
Jada: You have a whole room of vending machines?
Creed: [chuckles] I know. Isn't it something?
Quote from Ultimatum
Erin: One, two, three. [does cartwheel] I did it! I did a cartwheel!
Creed: [bleep] you! [bleep] you! God!
Quote from Search Committee
Creed: [on the phone] First of all, I want to thank you for your years of patronizing our company. I've got some bad news. We're going out of business. [covers phone, whispers to Pam] Saving face. [uncovers phone] Yep, yep. I understand that. Basically everything is falling apart here.
Quote from Mrs. California
[As Jim climbs up onto the roof, Creed is flying a drone]
Jim: [on the roof] Creed, I was never here, all right?
Creed: Okay. What about your friend?
Jim: Oh boy.
Quote from Jury Duty
Jim: Uh, you guys are going to love these. So, empanadas on me. You guys gotta try them.
Creed: Usually I'm a burrito guy, but if you won't tell, I won't. Wink, wink.
Quote from Jury Duty
Pam: Hi, everybody!
Jim: What?
All: Hi.
Pam: How about a little visit?
Jim: Wow, what a surprise. That's crazy. You guys get to meet the little heck-raisers.
Creed: Hey, Angela's back with her baby.
Quote from The Target
Pete: All right. Up next we got a whole lotta Creed.
Creed: Let's find out what I did.
Quote from Lice
Pam: Hey, Creed, wanna be my buddy?
Creed: Oh God. Stuck with the weirdo.