Kevin: OK, I'll say it. I wish Andy had stayed on his trip.
Nellie: I say we all have one last fun, boss-less day.
Meredith: Yeah, let's get some booze and some cocaine and just blow it out. No consequences.

Pam: Oh, hey, don't fill up on chocolates. I made us a lunch reservation at State Street Grill.
Jim: Oh my god. That's so romantic.
Pam: It's with Brian and Alyssa.
Jim: Oh my god. That's less romantic.
Pam: I know. But we should go. We need to thank him for, you know, saving my life.
Jim: Yeah, yeah. No, totally. That's good. So, should we just get a bottle of wine later and celebrate?
Pam: That sounds nice.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: I'm very excited to see Brian. Brian's a great guy. And Pam and I have gotten really close to he and his wife, Alyssa over the years. And he got fired for protecting my wife from a jerk in the warehouse. I'm sorry, but you know him. He's a good guy.

Nail technician: You take off your glasses.
Clark: 'kay. [removes glasses; nail technician giggles]
Nellie: What?
Nail technician: Your boyfriend, he look like a pretty girl.
Nellie: My boyfriend does look like a pretty girl, doesn't he? Yes, a very little pretty girl. And you know what, now that you are developing, we should go and get you a training bra. [both laugh at Clark]
Clark: Oh, you guys think this is funny? You know what? No more discount. [to manager] Excuse me. [gesturing he and Nellie] Full price. We're not together.
Nellie: Oh, come on!
Clark: She's living a lie.
[aside to camera:]
Nellie: Turns out, I can't even be in a pretend relationship.

Dwight K. Schrute: [to unkempt Andy] Hey, Burning Man, if it's not selling out too much, you might want to throw on a tie. David Wallace is gonna be here in an hour.

Kevin: He just waltzes back in here like he owns the chunky, lemon milk. Who needs him, right?

Andy: [whispering] We had to let a warehouse guy go?!
Kevin: You know Pam's mural? Well, Frank-
Dwight K. Schrute: Lit the whole thing on fire. It was crazy.
Andy: What?!
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah.
Andy: There was a fire in the warehouse?
Dwight K. Schrute: The whole thing is in ashes. Fire department was here. It was in all the papers.
Kevin: Whoa.

Andy: This is what I'm talking about. This would be good to know. All right, what else?
Phyllis: We started selling balloons.
Andy: What?!
Clark: Yeah. And, uh, Kathy Ireland signed on as the official spokes-babe of Dunder-Mifflin.
Andy: No kidding?
Clark: Yeah. In the European billboards, she's gonna be topless.
Andy: Wow. Go Kathy. She's like 50.
Clark: They're tasteful.

Andy: Who knew the balloon game would be so lucrative? And thank god, right? We needed the income after the fire.
David: What fire?
Andy: The warehouse fire. Weren't you just down there? It's like burnt to ashes.
David: It looked fine to me.
Andy: ... I am speaking metaphorically, of course. You know I have lots of irons in quote-unquote fire. Well, that's one of them. You know, making sure that the warehouse logistics is a well-oiled, properly-stoked fire.
David: Okay.
Andy: I think you'll agree I explained that pretty well.

Erin: I really wanna have fun today because tomorrow is going to be a nightmare. Andy's coming back from his stupid, dumb boat trip. He's been rude. He's been selfish. I think he's a big jerk. And I'm breaking up with him. Bam, Andy! How do you like me now?... I hope as a friend.

Angela: They have a nail salon there where I get my feet detailed. They use a watch repair kit.
Kevin: Ooh, I'll be your foot buddy.