Harry: Give me a cup of coffee.
Dwight K. Schrute: Me too. Or do you also have a monopoly on thirst?
Jim: All right, guys. It didn't work out for any of us, so... we're still on the same team. Let me get these.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. Let him get his own. It's Syracuse money.
Harry: You know, your partner's got a lotta attitude. But I like that. How long you guys been dating?
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years.
Jim: But you're saying there's a chance.
Dwight K. Schrute: Shut up.