Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Jury Duty
Angela: Dwight? Senator Lipton: Dwight. Dwight K. Schrute: I want to see the baby. Erin: Oh, Angela will make you cut your fingernails. It's not worth it. Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, yes. Oh, what a beautiful child. Prominent forehead, short arms, tiny nose. You will lead millions... [whispers] willingly, or as slaves. [aside to camera:] Dwight K. Schrute: That baby is a Schrute. And unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine.