Quote from Michael Scott in Murder
Voice on C.D.: [in Southern accent] August the 5th, 1955. It's a sad day down here in Savannah. Local magnate Bill Bourbon was killed last night and all y'all have congregated tonight for a meal to celebrate Bill as he passes on to his great reward. You're not just here to pay your respects, you have to figure out which of y'all is the no-count scoundrel who killed him. Stanley: This is ridiculous. [Stanley and Angela get up to leave] Michael Scott: There will be food. You leave, you do not get food. Stanley: What kind of food? Michael Scott: Sandwich platters. Stanley: I'm in. [Stanley sits back down] Michael Scott: Baby carrots. [Angela sits back down]