Michael Scott: And now, presenting...
Both: SlumDunder Mifflinaire! [laughter]
Michael Scott: [imitates Who Wants To Be a Millionaire theme music]
Holly: Are you ready to play SlumDunder Mifflinaire?
Michael Scott: Yes, I am.
Holly: For one hundred dollars, where did Dunder meet Mifflin? A.) On easy street, B.) a tour of Dartmouth College, C.) they never met, D.) brushing their teeth?
Michael Scott: Oh, I'm thinking... I'm going to say... B, tour of Dartmouth College.
Holly: That is correct! ["torturing" Michael] How did you know that?!
Michael Scott: Ahhhh!! Ohhh!! Ahhh!! I was there! Ahhh!! I was a tour guide at Dartmouth College!! Noooo!!!