Meredith: This is like a haunted coffeehouse thing?
Michael Scott: No. Dwight is confusing you. That- It's- It's more of a disco.
Andy: It's like a haunted disco.
Michael Scott: ... with coffee but without the haunted.
Phyllis: It's a combo dance house coffee bar.
Michael Scott: It is a daytime disco on the ground floor of an industrial office building.
Erin: It's a cafe disco.
Michael Scott: Exactly.
Kevin: So, like, a disco cafe?
Michael Scott: Wha- No. No. Not even close. I can't force you to go down but I can entice you. I'm gonna be down there. Erin will be down there from time to time... and all-you-can-eat espresso.