Quote from Michael Scott in Broke
David: Michael, in order to expedite these negotiations, we are prepared to make you a very generous offer. Michael Scott: And we are prepared to reject that offer. Ryan: Michale, you haven't even heard- Michael Scott: Never accept their first offer. What is your second offer? David: $12,000. Michael Scott: Are you kidding me? That is insultingly low. I don't even want to hear what your first offer was.