Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Blood Drive
Dwight K. Schrute: I can untie any knot. I'm serious. Name a knot, any knot. Go ahead. Woman: I- I- believe you. Dwight K. Schrute: You shouldn't believe everything you hear. In fact, there are many knots that I cannot untie. So where does a woman as charming as yourself find herself employed on a day such as today. Woman: Um, I work at a place that does catalogs for community colleges and small businesses. Dwight K. Schrute: You must use a lot of paper. Woman: Oh God, tons of it . [Dwight pants]