Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Branch Wars
Dwight K. Schrute: [on walkie-talkie] We are in a stairwell. We are climbing some stairs. I'm breathing heavily. Jim: Okay, you know what? You don't need to be updating me as much as you're updating me. Dwight K. Schrute: Well- There's a guy, there's a guy. There's a security guard coming by. Hello, we're warehouse workers. Would you like more proof? Oh my God, that was very close. I can see the security guard's eyes. Jim: No, no, don't do anything to them. Dwight K. Schrute: I have to do something to his eyes. [aside to camera:] Dwight K. Schrute: The eyes are the groin of the head.