Quote from Michael Scott in Fun Run
Michael Scott: I was also hoping to hand the giant check to a rabies doctor. How's that going? Pam: Not well. A doctor won't come out to collect a check for $700. Or $500 if we go with the giant check. Michael Scott: Which we are. Pam: And also, there is no such thing as a rabies doctor. Michael Scott: How about a rabies nurse? Pam: I don't think so.