Dwight K. Schrute: You wanted to see me?
Michael Scott: Yes. The time has come to name my own replacement. So, please hand this letter of congratulations to Dwight K. Schrute.
Dwight K. Schrute: But that's my name. [opening letter, reading] "Dwight, congratulations, a-wipe. Don't screw the pooch." [sobbing] Thank you.