Michael Scott: All right, everybody, there has been a lot of name-calling against our office today, corporate maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you, who claims that prison is better than here. And none of us can say, "Boo," because none of us have ever been to prison. Well, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. Somebody else who has been to prison, who can tell you what it is really like. [puts on a bandanna] I'm Prison Mike! You know why they call me Prison Mike?
Angela: Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?
Michael Scott: Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, biatch?
All: Whoa, whoa, whoa.