Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Michael's Birthday
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, that is not an 8-foot sub. Delivery guy: We don't make an 8-foot sub. This is eight 1-foot subs. Dwight K. Schrute: F. All right, what's the damage? Delivery guy: $39.60. Dwight K. Schrute: $39. Sixty. [aside to camera:] Dwight K. Schrute: Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food, I can drive a taxi, I can and do cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist. Because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.