Michael Scott: Interesting take on Dorothy. I love it. Hey, you know what would even be better? A soccer ball and cleats.
Kelly: Why is that?
Michael Scott: Bend It Like Beckham.
Kelly: Oh, like the movie about the Indian girl who plays soccer?
Michael Scott: Yeah, that would be perfect.
Kelly: Yeah, I mean, I guess I could do that.
Michael Scott: It'd be funny.
Kelly: I don't really play soccer or anything.
Michael Scott: Well, I don't really have two heads.