Dwight K. Schrute: I don't even know what to say.
Michael Scott: I'm thinking, lock you into a four-year commitment. We'll go month-to-month after that. Or until I start dating, have a girlfriend and then, you're, you know, you're gone.
Dwight K. Schrute: So, question. Where can I put my terrarium?
Michael Scott: What the hell is a terrarium?
Dwight K. Schrute: It's a fish tank for snakes and lizards.
Michael Scott: Oh, so, an aquarium? That will not come into this place, okay?
Dwight K. Schrute: Question. My grandparents left me a large number of armoires...