Michael Scott: This, my friends, is the master bedroom. Check out the cathedral ceilings. Those are, like, 17 feet high. We have cable readiness right there. I'm going to totally pimp this place out. I'm going to put a surround sound system. I'm going to put a plasma screen right against this wall.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, terrible idea.
Michael Scott: Here's where I'm putting my bed, right here.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, no, no, no, this is a shared wall. Neighbor throws his wife into the wall, plasma screen hits the floor, totally smashed.
Michael Scott: Well, then I will get a warranty.
Dwight K. Schrute: Warranties don't cover it. Plus they're a rip-off.
Michael Scott: Well, then I won't get a warranty. So, that's the problem, it's solved.