Diane Kelly: Okay, the company has just a few clarifying questions, Mr. Scott, if that's okay with you.
Michael Scott: I will allow it.
Diane Kelly:Would you mind, please, just taking a quick look at this photograph, please?
Michael Scott: Uh.
Diane Kelly: That is you and Ms. Levinson in Jamaica. Is that correct?
Michael Scott: Uh-huh.
Diane Kelly: And that photograph was taken more than two months prior to the start of your relationship. Does that sound right? Mr. Scott, the time line here is actually very important. Please, when did your relationship actually begin?
Michael Scott: Well, depends on how you define "began." I mean, if it was from the first time we shook hands, it's like six years ago. The first time we kissed, it's like two years ago.
Diane Kelly: Wait. Excuse me?
Michael Scott: If it was from the first time we kissed sober, it was, like, four months after that.
Mr. Schneider: Could we take a short break?
Diane Kelly: No. Are you telling me that your relationship began two years ago and not in February, as you previously testified to here?
Michael Scott: Line.
Diane Kelly: I'm sorry, what?
The Mediator: He asked for a line, like in a play.