Dwight K. Schrute: Behind every great regional manager is a great assistant to the regional manager, and I have chosen one of the best.
Jim: Aw, thanks, man.
Dwight K. Schrute: Once upon a time we were natural enemies, but we've overcome our differences. Much like Germany and Italy in World War-
Jim: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good call. Together we run a no-nonsense office.
[Jim holds up a chalkboard sign reading "[5] days since last nonsense", Dwight scrubs out 5 and writes 6]