Andy: David. I lost the Scranton White Pages account. Do you have any idea how much paper that is? And I'd just like to point out, I was mad at Dwight. I did it out of spite.
David: We put the past behind us, though, Andy.
Andy: What if I told you that I hate you and I hate this company?
David: Enough, Andy. Enough!
Andy: Just stop forgiving me, David, please? This is my last chance to honor what is best inside myself. What if I took a dump on your new car?
David: Oh, my God.
[later, to camera over footage of Andy arguing with David and taking a dump on his car:]
Andy: Eleanor Roosevelt once said ‘the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.' I think she's right. I feel calm now. I feel, like, for the first time in a long time, I'm doing the right thing.