Quote from Stanley in Stairmageddon
Stanley: So I just smiled and complimented her grand kids, and we closed it? Dwight K. Schrute: You earned yourself a nice, fat commission and you didn't even know it. I'll go tell Andy the good news. Oh. [chuckles] Silly me. Gotta take the stairs. Stanley: Oh, no, I'm not doing that again. You got me down, you gotta get me back up. Dwight K. Schrute: Well- No, no, n- Stanley: [stabs his own leg with a tranquilizer dart and falls to the ground] Dwight K. Schrute: We need a winch and a hoist.