Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Stairmageddon
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, Stanley? Do you understand what we're about to do? Stanley: Hello! Clark: Okay. We, hey—hey, listen, listen. We are going to go discuss paper contracts for city of Lackawanna public schools, okay? Stanley: Pigeons! Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, God, this is bad. Looks like we've got no choice. You, my friend, are going to have to be Stanley Hudson. Clark: Isn't the client, like, best friends with his sister? Dwight K. Schrute: New plan, okay? We get him a cup of coffee and we go back to the old plan.