Cameron: Is it dangerous to take the eggs in front of them?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, very. You really need to stand back because these are killer chickens.
Cameron: I was just asking you something I didn't know.
Dwight K. Schrute: Which is fine. And, you learned something. But, it was kind of a stupid question so you're gonna get made fun of a little bit.
Cameron: Are we gonna eat these today?
Dwight K. Schrute: If you want.
Cameron: Is that a guillotine?
Dwight K. Schrute: This? No. That'd be cool, though. It's for milking.
Cameron: That's a cow?
Dwight K. Schrute: Did you just ask me if this was a cow?
Cameron: What are you doing now?
Dwight K. Schrute: Come here. Come on. Grab a teat with each hand. Sit down. There you go. Squeeze from top to bottom. Really pull. Use some muscle. Draw the milk out. All right. Going all right?
Cameron: I don't know.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, is the udder hot? Is the milk clumpy?
Cameron: I don't know any of that.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, you suck at this. Give me those teats. Didn't your father teach you anything?
Cameron: I never met him.