Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Moving On
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what? Before you put the new clothes on, Angela's gonna get you cleaned up a little bit. Angela: Yes. How would you like a nice warm bath? Shirley: How would you like a mean cold slap? [slaps Angela] Angela: Ow! Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, Aunt Shirley, dear. Uh, can I get you a nice crisp liter of schnapps? Shirley: I could do that. Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. Angela: No. No. Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, trust me. Angela: No. Dwight K. Schrute: It keeps her docile. Go to the kitchen, get the largest receptacle you can find. Shirley: Step on it!