Quote from Stanley in Couples Discount
Phyllis: Or the mini mall. They have all these Valentine Day deals. You can get 20% off if you come in with your husband or your [to Nellie] boyfriend. But, I mean, if you don't have one of those you can probably just bring whoever it is you use to kill your loneliness. Stanley: Phyl, I'll pretend to be your husband. I'm already sick of you, so it'll seem realistic. Phyllis: Oh.