Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Vandalism
Dwight K. Schrute: [in warehouse] I am handing out pieces of paper. On which, you will draw one human butt. What I do with said drawings, is no one's business but my own. Frank: You're gonna to compare 'um to the butts up there. [gestures mural] Dwight K. Schrute: Incorrect. It is my fetish. Oh, also, sign them. My fetish is signed drawings of butts. Glenn: I'm not drawing a butt. Nellie: All right then, they're bottoms. Uh, we should ask you to do big, rounded Ws. Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. Or nipplous breasts. Perhaps. Val: Okay, okay. I think it's time to get back to work. Come on, fellas. Let's go. Dwight K. Schrute: Or melons. Like cantaloupes. With the halves are cut off. And then, just the bottom parts...