Phyllis: Well, Andy's cute, but he's too vanilla, whereas Pete, he's just one sick dude. I mean, you know this guy likes to get weird.
Erin: I'm just gonna say this one more time. Pete and I haven't done anything.
Pete: It's true.
Meredith: Yeah, right. With slammin' bods like that, they ain't playing checkers.
Oscar: People, it's 2013. Erin is a strong, independent woman. Who says she has to end up with any man? [applauds]
Erin: Okay, can everyone please stop speaking for me? Andy is my boyfriend. Pete and I are just friends. And that's the end of it. Right, Pete?
Pete: That is correct.