Dwight K. Schrute: Bust out your complaint files. I need everything you've got on Darryl since he started working for Jim in the last few weeks. Break it down by keyword, okay? "Infuriating, irresponsible"...
Clark: They got us set up with Windows 95, so you're kind of dreaming here.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, I'm gonna need you to print it out.
[Dot matrix printer begins to print very loudly and very slowly]