Sam Stone, Jr.: [to Clark in dressing room] That's Italian silk. Very comfortable. Very tasteful... Although expensive.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, you don't want Italian. You'll look like a mafia don. Next thing you know, you'll be doing life in Rikers Island.
Clark: Well, that's better than looking like the undertaker from boring island.
Dwight K. Schrute: That place doesn't exist. It's not a documented island. Ha ha, cartograph much?
Clark: How do I look?
Dwight K. Schrute: Actually, you look great. They steered you right. I guess it does make sense buying from a father son team. You know what? I'll take one, too.